Minuet in Hell 2001

8th Dr.-Because, Brigadier, if it was you I'd have to spend 15 of the 20 minutes we have left explaining how to operate all this. 
(Minuet in Hell, 61Kb)

8th Dr.- So I said to Lincoln, "Abe." I said, "Don't go to the theatre."  I couldn't have been clearer.  I'd seen Our American Cousin, and told him there wasn't a laugh in it.
Charley- Doctor.
8th Dr.- The only good thing in it is that Booth fellow.  But he's not performing tonight.  Did he listen?  Do they ever listen?!!
Charley- Doctor!
8th Dr.- No, they never listen.  And I imagine you've not been listening either, have you. 
(Minuet in Hell, 172Kb)

8th Dr.- Absolutely. 
(Minuet in Hell, 13Kb)

8th Dr.- Well, Brigadier . . . here we are again.
Brigadier- Yes indeed. 
(Minuet in Hell, 42Kb)

8th Dr.- (under enthused) Amaze me. 
(Minuet in Hell, 12Kb)

8th Dr.- Ooooh, Charley!  It's a beautiful universe out there. 
(Minuet in Hell, 44Kb)

8th Dr.- By the way, Alistair.  Thank you.
Brigadier- Eh?  What for?
8th Dr.- Looking after Charley for a start.  But also just for being here . . . I feel a lot safer now. 
(Minuet in Hell, 91Kb)

8th Dr.- Hello Charley!  I see you've met my best friend!
Charley- Ah?!!  I thought I was your best friend
8th Dr.- Ahhh . . . yeah, lesson to myself.  Don't tell people they're your best friend. 
(Minuet in Hell, 90Kb)

8th Dr.- (machine revving up) No!  NO!!!  You're duplicating my brain waves!  Weakening the original!  My brain . . . my mind . . . my memories . . . NOOOOOO!!!. 
(Minuet in Hell, 147Kb)

Brigadier- Doctor?!!  No.  No, that's too much of a coincidence. 
(Minuet in Hell, 54Kb)

8th Dr.- Well that's comforting to hear. 
(Minuet in Hell, 16Kb)

Becky Lee- You really ARE one marshmallow short of a Count Chocula, aren't you?!!. 
(Minuet in Hell, 46Kb)

8th Dr.- It's always a pleasure teaming up with you.  Someone dependable . . . solid as a rock.
Brigadier- You too, Doctor.  You too. 
(Minuet in Hell, 77Kb)

Brigadier- Perfect.  Sounds like the Doctor's type. 
(Minuet in Hell, 27Kb)

Brigadier- Now, run along.  Disappear into the ether.
(Minuet in Hell, 29Kb)

8th Dr.- (dozens of people mumbling "I am the Doctor") Yes!  That's it!!!  Now I understand!  Everyone in the universe is THE DOCTOR!!!  Everyone . . .  except ME!!! 
(Minuet in Hell, 145Kb)

8th Dr.- (confidently) Excellent. 
(Minuet in Hell, 15Kb)

8th Dr.- (excitedly) Excellent! 
(Minuet in Hell, 9Kb)

8th Dr.- (shouting from a distance) It was fun!!!
Brigadier- Fun?!! (chuckles)  Odd idea of fun you have, Doctor. 
(Minuet in Hell, 75Kb)

Brigadier- How are you, Doctor?!!  Good to see you!  Should have guessed it was you.  Just didn't dream of seeing you HERE!!! 
(Minuet in Hell, 76Kb)

Brigadier- I knew a man who called himself the Doctor.  If he were here, he could help us. 
(Minuet in Hell, 46Kb)

8th Dr.- Tha- that's inhuman!
Dr. Pargeter- No!  That's science! 
(Minuet in Hell, 44Kb)

8th Dr.- All back in place now. 
(Minuet in Hell, 30Kb)

Brigadier- I've met some people in my time, Mr. Dashwood, who I believed were the lowest humanity was capable of sinking to.  But very few plum your depths. 
(Minuet in Hell, 96Kb)

Brigadier- I like the new face, by the way.  See if you can't hold on to it a little longer than some of your predecessors, there's a good chap. 
(Minuet in Hell, 77Kb)

Charley- You're NOT Becky Lee's grandfather, I take it. 
Marcosius- You think?!!  Hmm.  Let's see . . . I smash doors down, I enter young lady's bedrooms, I want to KILL you . . . nope!  I guess I'm not him! 
(Minuet in Hell, 195Kb)

8th Dr.- Off we go then, Charley. 
(Minuet in Hell, 35Kb)

8th Dr.- Now, how about a quick spin around the Crosius Nebula?  It's very pretty.  Colors you've never dreamt of.  Stars, gas clouds--
Charley- --and evil monsters set on universal destruction, no doubt. 
(Minuet in Hell, 148Kb)

8th Dr.-We can leave saving the universe from monsters for another day, all right? 
(Minuet in Hell, 39Kb)

Brigadier- Every time I think I've seen the last of you, up you pop again. 
(Minuet in Hell, 41Kb)

8th Dr.- I'll see you around then, as they say in these parts. 
(Minuet in Hell, 38Kb)

8th Dr.- Now then, both of you, I'd quite like to leave this dreadful place.  If you can . . . um . . . what's the vernacular here . . . oh yes, "bring me up to speed." 
(Minuet in Hell, 80Kb)

8th Dr.- (TARDIS engines in the background) Let's just go somewhere nice, and quiet, and peaceful, and do a bit of stargazing. 
(Minuet in Hell, 63Kb)

8th Dr.- If I can calculate this . . . then transfer this into here (beeping) . . . oh dear . . . all right, transfer this into here.  Then this thing will become a directional etheric locator matrix with wide band pick up and smart-based selective database linked to the quantum CD-ROM memory store and--
Charley- Doctor!  Doctor, none of us know what you're talking about. 
(Minuet in Hell, 234Kb)

Charley- Well, that must be that then.  Time for (mimicking the Doctor) "Well, goodbye everyone.  We must be going.  Come along, Charley.  Don't doddle." and all that. 
(Minuet in Hell, 88Kb)

Charley- I like TV, Doctor!  IT'S FUN!!!
(Minuet in Hell, 35Kb)

Brigadier- Um, forgive me for being a bit of a wet blanket, Doctor. 
(Minuet in Hell, 33Kb)

8th Dr.- Where to now? (flips TARDIS switches) 
(Minuet in Hell, 34Kb)

8th Dr.- Alistair!!!  You're looking younger every day! 
(Minuet in Hell, 31Kb)

Brigadier- Doctor?!!  But . . . but you're---
8th Dr.- Zebediah Doe?  Nooo, not at all. 
(Minuet in Hell, 40Kb)

Charley- You?!!  You beast!!!
Marcosius- Yep! 
(Minuet in Hell, 32Kb)

Marcosius- So, here I am.  8 foot of hot, sweaty red demon . . . fairly annoyed with you!!!
Gideon Crane- Ah . . . um . . . sorry. 
(Minuet in Hell, 123Kb)

Becky Lee- (chainsaw in the background) YOU'RE AN OLYMPIC STANDARD DORK, MARCOSIUS!!!
Marcosius- Yes, yes.  Whatever. 
(Minuet in Hell, 74Kb)

Marcosius- Sorry, but the Doctor's right! 
(Minuet in Hell, 31Kb)

Marcosius- Hold still, little girl!  I won't take long to you.  No more than an hour or two.  Honest! 
(Minuet in Hell, 93Kb)

Marcosius- This is more fun and rewarding . . . for ME, obviously. 
(Minuet in Hell, 59Kb)

Marcosius- Now then, what shall we play with next? 
(Minuet in Hell, 45Kb)

Marcosius- Oh, for cryin' out loud!!!  We spent YEARS giving Dashwood the secrets of this, and you're about to destroy it! 
(Minuet in Hell, 108Kb)

Marcosius- Noooo, sorry. 
(Minuet in Hell, 25Kb)

Marcosius- (sarcastically) Oh, and if I can do that to a door, I don't think a chair is really going to slow me down.  Do you?!! 
(Minuet in Hell, 89Kb)

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