The Happiness Patrol 1988

7th Dr.- I need a little more time! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 21Kb)

Helen A- I don't think I've had the pleasure (of meeting you). 
7th Dr.- It's no pleasure, I can assure you. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 45Kb)

7th Dr.- Excuse me. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 14Kb)

7th Dr.- Ah, I'm the Doctor. Haven't we met? 
(The Happiness Patrol, 25Kb)

7th Dr.- I'm not distressed, I'm angry. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 11Kb)

7th Dr.- That's classified information. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 13Kb)

7th Dr.- This is terrible. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 11Kb)

The Candyman- Where have you BEEN?!! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 31Kb)

The Candyman- You'll pay for this! I'm going to crush you!!! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 27Kb)

The Candyman- ENOUGH!!! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 9Kb)

The Candyman- Now, let's see what we've got for YOU! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 33Kb)

The Candyman- Where are my specimens? It's time for an experiment. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 44Kb)

The Candyman- Welcome to the Candy Kitchen! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 27Kb)

The Candyman- I can feel one of my MOODS coming on! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 41Kb)

The Candyman- I am a Candyman of my word. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 22Kb)

The Candyman- You'll suffer for this. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 17Kb)

The Candyman- What time do you call this?!! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 33Kb)

The Candyman- Just get me unstuck! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 19Kb)

The Candyman- This is the interesting part! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 30Kb)

The Candyman- Just because Helen A. prefers my UGLY side doesn't mean I don't care.  Does it, Gilbert M?  GILBERT M ! ! !
Gilbert M.- No, no, of course not.
The Candyman- Thank you. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 149Kb)

The Candyman- I'm disappointed in you, Doctor.  I expected you to choose your friends more carefully.  Still . . . she won't be a friend much longer, will she? 
(The Happiness Patrol, 94Kb)

The Candyman- So, you trusted me then, Doctor.  Very wise.  I am a candyman of my word.  But now our bargain is over.  It's time to kill you! 
(The Happiness Patrol, 138Kb)

Daisy K- I'm happy you're glad. 
(The Happiness Patrol, 29Kb)

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