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5th Dr.- I'm definitely not
the man I was (sigh). Thank goodness.
(The Five Doctors, 50Kb)
5th Dr.- Sorry, must dash.
(The Five Doctors, 60Kb)
5th Dr.- Like Alice, I try to believe three
impossible things before breakfast.
(The Five Doctors, 45Kb)
5th Dr.- Aaah!
Turlough- Are you alright?
5th Dr.- Just a . . . a twinge of cosmic angst.
Tegan- Cosmic?
5th Dr.- It's as if I'd lost something.
(The Five Doctors, 100Kb)
UNIT Soldier- I'm sorry sir, you're not allowed
in there.
2nd Dr.- Not allowed? Me? I'm allowed everywhere.
(The Five Doctors, 51Kb)
2nd Dr.- I'm not exactly breaking the laws of
time, but I am bending them a little.
(The Five Doctors, 47Kb)
2nd Dr.- My dear Brigadier, it's no use blaming
me!
(The Five Doctors, 22Kb)
2nd Dr.- (To the 3rdDr.) Goodbye . . . . . fancy
pants!
3rd Dr.- Scarecrow!
(The Five Doctors, 38Kb)
1st Dr.- Goodness me, so there are five of me
now! (Chuckles)
(The Five Doctors, 34Kb)
Tegan- Who might you be?!!
1st Dr.- I might be any number of things, young lady! As it happens, I am the
Doctor. The ORIGINAL you might say! (Chuckles)
(The Five Doctors, 84Kb)
1st Dr.- What happened to the little fellow?
2nd Dr.- The LITTLE fellow is perfectly all right, thank you very much!
(The Five Doctors, 54Kb)
2nd Dr.- Brigadier.
Brigadier- Good heavens! Is it you?!!
2nd Dr.- Yes, yes! For once, I was able to steer the TARDIS, and here I am.
(The Five Doctors, 87Kb)
5th Dr.- Uhh . . .yes. Yes, all right.
(The Five Doctors, 29Kb)
5th Dr.- You have little faith, Tegan. (TARDIS
doors fail to open)
Tegan- Do you blame me? (The Doctor slams the console and the doors open)
(The Five Doctors, 96Kb)
5th Dr.- Well the TARDIS is more than a machine,
Tegan. It's like a person. It needs coaxing, persuading, and encouraging.
(The Five Doctors, 78Kb)
5th Dr.- It's fading .. . it's all fading.
(The Five Doctors, 25Kb)
5th Dr.- Get me into the TARDIS.
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
Susan- Is he really. . .
1st Dr.- (Sounding excited) Me?!! Yes! (Sounding depressed) Yes .. . I'm afraid
so.
(The Five Doctors, 44Kb)
The Brigadier- Come along, Doctor!
2nd Dr.- Ah! After you.
The Brigadier- What? Oh.
(The Five Doctors, 50Kb)
2nd Dr.- This is the Doctor speaking. (Coughs)
Well, one of them. Is there anybody there?
(The Five Doctors, 70Kb)
2nd Dr.- Have faith, Brigadier. Have I ever led
you astray?
The Brigadier- On many occasions.
2nd Dr.- Yes . . . well, this will be the exception.
(The Five Doctors, 91Kb)
3rd Dr.- You see what I mean? A trap!
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
The Brigadier- You attract trouble, Doctor. You
always did!
(The Five Doctors, 30Kb)
2nd Dr.- We must get back to the TARDIS before
its too late!
(The Five Doctors, 25Kb)
3rd Dr.- Great balls of fire!!!
(The Five Doctors, 23Kb)
Sarah- Why have we stopped?
3rd Dr.- So I can get my bearings. Ah, ha. There it is.
Sarah- What?
3rd Dr.- That's where we're going.
(The Five Doctors, 77Kb)
3rd Dr.- I should have known YOU'D be behind all
this.
(The Five Doctors, 23Kb)
3rd Dr.- Good ol' Bessie.
(The Five Doctors, 33Kb)
3rd Dr.- That's my best enemy. He likes to be
known as the Master, don't you?
(The Five Doctors, 41Kb)
5th Dr.- You know, sometimes Tegan, you take my
BREATH away!!!
(The Five Doctors, 31Kb)
3rd Dr.- Lethbridge Stewart? Oh, my dear fellow,
how very nice to see you again!
The Brigadier- Great heavens. You as well.
3rd Dr.- (Chuckles) Yes.
(The Five Doctors, 71Kb)
5th Dr.- Now, you'll bring the TARDIS to the
Tower just as soon as I've switched off the force field.
1st Dr.- (In disgust) Of course.
5th Dr.- Yes, of course.
(The Five Doctors, 63Kb)
The Brigadier- Dammit, Doctor! I'm just not built
for this kind of thing anymore.
2nd Dr.- You never were.
(The Five Doctors, 51Kb)
Sarah- Well, we can't leave him.
3rd Dr.- You just watch me.
(The Five Doctors, 29Kb)
3rd Dr.- Oooh, my, my, my but you've changed.
Another regeneration?
(The Five Doctors, 39Kb)
5th Dr.- Great chunks of my past . . . detaching
themselves like melting icebergs.
(The Five Doctors, 47Kb)
3rd Dr.- No, it couldn't be!
(The Five Doctors, 12Kb)
5th Dr.- Help me setup the computer scanner. We
can at least see what is out there.
1st Dr.- Ahhh.
(The Five Doctors, 46Kb)
Susan- Look!!! Come and see!
1st Dr.- Hmm . . . what?
(The Five Doctors, 58Kb)
1st Dr.- But there could be great danger!!!
(The Five Doctors, 24Kb)
3rd Dr.- Because they delight in deviousness,
that's why.
(The Five Doctors, 29Kb)
5th Dr.- I'm being diminished . . . whittled
away piece by piece.
(The Five Doctors, 42Kb)
Tegan- But will the TARDIS work properly?
5th Dr.- Oh course . . . once everything's run in.
Tegan- Didn't you repair anything?!!
(The Five Doctors, 68Kb)
2nd Dr.- You've had this place redecorated,
haven't you? Hmm. I don't like it.
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
2nd Dr.- (Singing) "Oh, unto Rassilon's
Tower we go. Must choose above, between, below."
The Brigadier- You in pain, Doctor?
2nd Dr.- Age has not mellowed you, has it Brigadier?
(The Five Doctors, 106Kb)
5th Dr.- BUT THEY'LL NEVER MAKE IT!!! There is
evil at work.
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
5th Dr.- For some, the Eye Of Orion is the most
tranquil place in the universe.
(The Five Doctors, 42Kb)
5th Dr.- I have to find . . . to find . . .
Turlough- Find what?!!
5th Dr.- . . . my other selves.
(The Five Doctors, 79Kb)
Tegan- Finished?
5th Dr.- Yes. Looks rather splendid, doesn't it?
(The Five Doctors, 54Kb)
Tegan- Do you feel weird, Doctor?
1st Dr.- Full of strange fears and mysterious forebodings?
Tegan- That's it.
1st- No. As a matter of fact, I don't.
(The Five Doctors, 87Kb)
2nd Dr.- Cheer up! We're getting on VERY
nicely.
(The Five Doctors, 28Kb)
5th Dr.- (Confused) I've got to . . . what is it
I've got to do?!!
(The Five Doctors, 34Kb)
2nd Dr.- Can you hear me? Can you hear me, Doctor?
Is there anybody there?
(The Five Doctors, 59Kb)
Tegan- What can we do to help you?
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
5th Dr.- You're here .. . you're here.
1st Dr.- Yes, evidently. Now take it steadily my boy, and let me help you up.
(The Five Doctors, 88Kb)
5th Dr.- (TARDIS doors close) Hold tight!
(TARDIS dematerializes)
(The Five Doctors, 83Kb)
The Master- As you see I'm armed. I could easily
kill you if I wanted to.
5th Dr.- And not humiliate me first? Oooh, that isn't your style at all.
(The Five Doctors, 77Kb)
2nd Dr.- It's just as I feared.
(The Five Doctors, 21Kb)
1st Dr.- Oh . . . oh well, if you MUST.
(The Five Doctors, 28Kb)
3rd Dr.- I knew it! A trap!
(The Five Doctors, 14Kb)
5th Dr.- Oh, no! No, don't look so worried.
I'll have it all worked out soon. Everything's all right. Everything's
quite all right. (He faints)
(The Five Doctors, 106Kb)
Rassilon- And what of you, Doctors? Do you claim
immortality too?
The Doctors- (All shouting at once) No, no, no!!!
(The Five Doctors, 82Kb)
2nd Dr.- I wonder.
(The Five Doctors, 14Kb)
K9- There IS danger, Mistress. My sensors
indicate it is now extreme, and the Doctor is involved.
(The Five Doctors, 70Kb)
K9- Danger, Mistress!
(The Five Doctors, 12Kb)
K9- Mistress, do not go out.
(The Five Doctors, 20Kb)
K9- Danger! Doctor! Danger! Mistress!!!
(The Five Doctors, 69Kb)
K9- Danger readings now becoming much higher,
Mistress.
(The Five Doctors, 35Kb)
K9- Negative, Mistress.
(The Five Doctors, 19Kb)
K9- Positive data not yet available.
(The Five Doctors, 32Kb)
K9- I can sense danger, Mistress. Telepathic
trace faint, but rapidly increasing in strength. Do not go out!
(The Five Doctors, 71Kb)
K9- Data analysis shows too many variables.
(The Five Doctors, 25Kb)
K9- Suggestion. Take me with you.
(The Five Doctors, 21Kb)
1st Dr.- Ahh! There you are at last, my dear
fellow. What kept you?
3rd Dr.- What kept me?!! Of all the confounded arrogance!!!
1st- Never mind, never mind! You can tell me later. Come and take a look at
this.
(The Five Doctors, 116Kb)
5th Dr.- Well, now it seems we must part. Just as
I was getting to know me!
2nd Dr.- So, (Clearing his throat) you're the latest model. Hmm?
5th Dr.- Yes. And the most agreeable.
2nd Dr.- Ahh, certainly the most impudent.
3rd Dr.- Well our dress sense hasn't improved much, has it?
1st Dr.- Neither our manners.
(The Five Doctors, 159Kb)
5th Dr.- You have little faith, Tegan.
(The Five Doctors, 17Kb)
5th Dr.- There maybe very little time.
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
Tegan- Doctor, lookout! Cybermen!!!
(The Five Doctors, 24Kb)
5th Dr.- A man is the sum of his memories, you
know. A Time Lord even more so.
(The Five Doctors, 50Kb)
The Brigadier-Typical. Absolutely typical!
Sarah- Oh, I know, I know. Drag you through time and space without so much as a
by-your-leave, then leave you out when things get interesting.
Tegan- My version isn't any better.
Sarah- Oh, which one's yours.
(The Five Doctors, 140Kb)
Tegan- Who are you?
1st Dr.- More to the point, what are you young people doing inside my TARDIS?!!
Tegan- It's his (the 5th Dr.) TARDIS!
1st Dr.- And who might HE be?!!
Turlough- The Doctor!
1st Dr.- Hmm??? Good grief.
(The Five Doctors, 115Kb)
2nd Dr.- Don't believe him!!!
(The Five Doctors, 10Kb)
3rd Dr.- It most certainly is not!!!
(The Five Doctors, 19Kb)
5th Dr.- It's nonsense!!!
(The Five Doctors, 9Kb)
3rd Dr.- It most certainly is not!!!
2nd Dr.- Don't believe him!!!
5th Dr.- It's nonsense!!!
(The Five Doctors, 37Kb)
3rd Dr.- I've never heard such errant nonsense!
(The Five Doctors, 20Kb)
3rd Dr.- Ohh, not that little fellow in the check
trousers and the black frock coat.
Liz- And more! There are five of you now.
3rd Dr.- Oh, good grief.
(The Five Doctors, 65Kb)
1st Dr.- Out of the question!!!
3rd Dr.- You're hardly a suitable candidate.
2nd Dr.- For anything.
(The Five Doctors, 40Kb)
2nd Dr.- Oh, dear.
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
2nd Dr.- It's Old High Gallifreyen. The ancient
language of the Time Lords. Not many people understand it these days . . .
1st, 2nd, and 3rd Dr.- (Simultaneously) . . . fortunately I do.
(The Five Doctors, 79Kb)
Turlough- The instruments are all working
perfectly. They just won't tell us anything. The TARDIS is . . . paralyzed.
(The Five Doctors, 75Kb)
2nd Dr.- Brigadier, I think our past is catching
up on us. Or maybe it's our future. Come on, RUN!
(The Five Doctors, 72Kb)
3rd Dr.- I reversed the polarity of the neutron
flow, so the TARDIS should be free of the force field now.
(The Five Doctors, 46Kb)
5th Dr.- So you say. I would prefer more positive
proof of your credentials.
(The Five Doctors, 45Kb)
3rd Dr.- Jehosephat! It really is you.
(The Five Doctors, 19Kb)
5th Dr.- Quite a reception committee.
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
Tegan- C'mon, Doc! You can make it.
1st Dr.- Well of course I can, young woman. And kindly refrain from addressing
me as "Doc!"
(The Five Doctors, 84Kb)
1st Dr.- Now look, young lady, make yourself
useful. This young fellow looks as though he needs some refreshment, and I know
that Susan and I do to.
Tegan- HANG ON A MINUTE!
(The Five Doctors, 93Kb)
2nd Dr.- And, uh, and who is this?
The Brigadier- Oh, uh, that's Colonel Crichton. My replacement.
2nd Dr.- Ahhh. Yes . . . mine was pretty unpromising too.
(The Five Doctors, 89Kb)
1st Dr.- It's no good. I shall have to rest.
(The Five Doctors, 39Kb)
The Brigadier- You never did bother much about
rules, as I remember.
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
2nd Dr.- Well I must say goodbye, Brigadier. I
really shouldn't be here at all.
(The Five Doctors, 61Kb)
The Brigadier- Yes. Yeti. Cybermen. We've seen
some times, Doctor.
(The Five Doctors, 62Kb)
5th Dr.- I must send a signal . . . must send a
signal . . .find them . . . I must be whole.
(The Five Doctors, 73Kb)
3rd Dr.- It amuses them, chucking us in the deep
end. Watching us sink or swim.
(The Five Doctors, 37Kb)
5th Dr.- Soon be there!
(The Five Doctors, 11Kb)
The Brigadier- Well, goodbye Doctor.
5th Dr.- Goodbye.
The Brigadier- Doctors!
3rd Dr.- Brigadier.
The Brigadier- Splendid fellows . . . all of you.
(The Five Doctors, 65Kb)
Tegan- Can't we stay here?
5th Dr.- Why not. For a while. We could all do with a rest.
(The Five Doctors, 52Kb)
1st Dr.- No! I think it would be safer if YOU
were to remain here with ME.
(The Five Doctors, 46Kb)
3rd Dr.- Steady on, Sarah Jane. I'm not exactly
here by choice either, you know.
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
1st Dr.- I still think you should wait.
(The Five Doctors, 25Kb)
2nd Dr.- Of course I'm here! You don't imagine
anything you two could do would stump me, do you?!!
(The Five Doctors, 57Kb)
5th Dr.- I'm being sucked into a time vortex . . .
part of me there already . . .it's pulling the rest!
(The Five Doctors, 53Kb)
1st Dr.- Susan? Surely it's Susan!
Susan- Grandfather?!! Oh, grandfather thank goodness I've found you!
(The Five Doctors, 89Kb)
5th Dr.- Do you expect me to believe the
fantastic tale you've just told?!!
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
1st Dr.- And now, young fellow, tell me all about
it.
(The Five Doctors, 39Kb)
5th Dr.- You know, I sometimes used to get a
little tetchy. Fortunately one mellows with age.
(The Five Doctors, 46Kb)
1st Dr.- Thank you, my dear.
(The Five Doctors, 16 Kb)
2nd Dr.- Ahhh, there I am . . . I mean there you
are!
(The Five Doctors, 23Kb)
1st Dr.- Goodness me! The TARDIS!!!
Susan- What's it doing here?
1st Dr.- I suggest we go and find out!
(The Five Doctors, 76Kb)
2nd Dr.- Who does he think he is?!!
(The Five Doctors, 11Kb)
3rd Dr.- Well, goodbye my dear chap. I must say
I've had the time of my lives!
(The Five Doctors, 35Kb)
2nd Dr.- I saw it in the Times.
Colonel Crichton- That's impossible. The reporter's still here.
2nd Dr.- Tomorrow's Times!
(The Five Doctors, 66Kb)
1st Dr.- You're talking nonsense, my boy!
(The Five Doctors, 22Kb)
The Brigadier- Your tone doesn't inspire much
confidence.
(The Five Doctors, 31Kb)
3rd Dr.- Well, I'll try and explain.
(The Five Doctors, 13Kb)
The Brigadier-Typical. Absolutely typical!
(The Five Doctors, 30Kb)
3rd Dr.- You? Help me? Rubbish! This is some kind
of a trap!
(The Five Doctors, 42Kb)
5th Dr.- Wait here.
(The Five Doctors, 12Kb)
2nd Dr.- Doctor! We need you! Join us!
1st Dr.- He can't. Some kind of mind lock. Fight it, my boy! Fight it!!!
Concentrate. We must be one.
(The Five Doctors, 198Kb)
Tegan- Doctor? What is it?
(The Five Doctors, 17Kb)
The Brigadier- Where the devil are we?!!
2nd Dr.- I'm not sure. But I have some very nasty suspicions.
(The Five Doctors, 55Kb)
1st Dr.- Well, the important question now is
where are we and why?
(The Five Doctors, 44Kb)
Colonel Crichton-What the blazes is going on?
Who was the strange little man?
Sergeant- The Doctor.
Colonel Crichton- Who?
(The Five Doctors, 67Kb)
Susan- How did we get here? What's happening?
1st Dr.- I wish I knew, my dear.
(The Five Doctors, 49Kb)
The Brigadier- Oh, the Doctor. Wonder chap . . .
all of them.
(The Five Doctors, 53Kb)
The Brigadier- Well, I can't exactly say it's
nice to be here. Do you know I was enjoying . . .
3rd Dr.- . . . You'll have to excuse me, old chap. We have a very important
inscription to translate and I think they'll get it all wrong without me.
(The Five Doctors, 91Kb)
3rd Dr.- Something's wrong, you know.
2nd Dr.- You haven't changed. Still finding menace in your own shadow.
1st Dr.- I feel the same.
2nd Dr.- Well, we shall soon see, won't we?
(The Five Doctors, 81Kb)
Sarah- Wait a moment. It's YOU!!!
3rd Dr.- Well of course it's me.
Sarah- No, no. It's "you" you.
3rd Dr.- That's right.
Sarah- No, no you changed. Remember? Well you became all . . . um. . . uh . . .
3rd Dr.- Teeth and curls?
Sarah- Yes.
3rd Dr.- Yes, well maybe I did. But I haven't yet.
Sarah- (Mumbling) Oh, I see. No I don't. Never mind.
(The Five Doctors, 208Kb)
The Brigadier- Yes. Yeti. Cybermen. We've
seen some times, Doctor.
2nd Dr.- And Omega, don't forget Omega.
The Brigadier- As if I could!
2nd Dr.- And The Terrible Zodin.
The Brigadier- Who?!!
2nd Dr.- Oh, you weren't concerned with HER, were you? No. She happened in the
future. (Fading) Covered in hair. Used to hop like a kangaroo.
(The Five Doctors, 227Kb)
Dalek- It is the Doctor! The Doctor must be
destroyed!!! (Dalek gun fires)
(The Five Doctors, 62Kb)
Dalek- (Continuous Dalek gun fire) Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!
(The Five Doctors, 65Kb)
Dalek- Exterminate! Exteeeermiiiinaaaaate!!!
(The Five Doctors, 54Kb)
Dalek- Halt! At once! Halt, or you will be
exterminated!
(The Five Doctors, 60Kb)
Dalek- Halt! At once! You will be exterminated!
HALT! HALT!!!
(The Five Doctors, 103Kb)
Dalek- Obey! Obey the Daleks! You will be
exterminated!!!
(The Five Doctors, 71Kb)
Dalek- Under attack!!!
(The Five Doctors, 28Kb)
Cyberman- You will accompany us.
(The Five Doctors, 24Kb)
Cyberleader- Go.
(The Five Doctors, 5Kb)
Cyberman- Halt! Halt or you will be
destroyed!!! (Cyberman fires gun)
(The Five Doctors, 83Kb)
Cyberleader- Explain.
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
Cyberman- I shall take the patrol and destroy
them.
Cyberleader- No. Capture them ALIVE. They must be interrogated first.
Cyberman- Leader.
(The Five Doctors, 107Kb)
Cyberleader- KILL HIM!
(The Five Doctors, 14Kb)
Cyberman- This is not the Doctor.
(The Five Doctors, 26Kb)
Cyberman- Here are your orders.
(The Five Doctors, 15Kb)
Cyberleader- Excellent!
(The Five Doctors, 15Kb)
Cyberleader- Take him.
(The Five Doctors, 11Kb)
Cyberleader- Who are you?
(The Five Doctors, 20Kb)
Cyberleader- I do not believe YOUR LIES!
(The Five Doctors, 36Kb)
The Master- Be
reasonable, Doctor.
(The Five Doctors, 13Kb)
The Master- Now
then, what can I do for you?
(The Five Doctors, 15Kb)
The Master- The
cosmos without the Doctor scarcely bares thinking about.
(The Five Doctors, 38Kb)
The Master- Doctor,
wait!
(The Five Doctors, 23Kb)
The Master- Try it,
Doctor. It's as easy as Pi!
(The Five Doctors, 28Kb)
The Master- What
makes you think I want your forgiveness?
(The Five Doctors, 27Kb)
The Master- This is a
very great, and may I say, a most unexpected honor.
(The Five Doctors, 38Kb)
The Master- Not the
most hospitable of environments.
(The Five Doctors, 31Kb)
The Master- If you
will only listen. I am here to help!
(The Five Doctors, 31Kb)
The Master- I knew
this was going to be difficult, but I didn't realize that even YOU would be so
stupid as to make it IMPOSSIBLE!!!
(The Five Doctors, 59Kb)
The Master- Rescue
the Doctor. (Chuckles)
(The Five Doctors, 72Kb)
The Master- For once
I'm innocent.
(The Five Doctors, 12Kb)
The Master- Killing
you once was never enough for me, Doctor. How . . . how gratifying to do it THREE
TIMES OVER!!!
(The Five Doctors, 73Kb)
The Master- Did it occur
to you to go and look?!!
(The Five Doctors, 19Kb)
The Master- I know
this is going to be difficult to believe, Doctor. But for once I mean you no
harm.
(The Five Doctors, 39Kb)
The Master- What
must I do?
Borusa- Rescue the Doctor.
The Master- What?!!
(The Five Doctors, 55Kb)
The Master- Ever
resourceful, Doctor.
(The Five Doctors, 24Kb)
The Master- I may be
seated?
(The Five Doctors, 16Kb)
The Master- Isn't
anyone going to wish me luck?!!
(The Five Doctors, 18Kb)
The Master- I am the
Master, and your loyal servant.
(The Five Doctors, 43Kb)
Tegan- You mean you're deliberately choosing to
go on the run from your own people? In a rackety ol' TARDIS.
5th Dr.- Why not. After all, that's how it all started.
(The Five Doctors, 94Kb)
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