The Underwater Menace
1967



2nd Dr. - Are you afraid?
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2nd Dr. - Ah!  Thank you!
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Ben- Blimey!  Look at him!  He ain't normal, is he?!!
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2nd Dr. - Then perhaps the distant roaring that we can hear is just the goddess Amdo with the indegestion!
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2nd Dr. - We're on the ancient kingdom of Atlantis!
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2nd Dr. - You're making a big mistake!
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2nd Dr. - (Over the top of Zaroff's laugh) I hope you've let these gentlemen into your BIG secret.
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2nd Dr. - Right!  Off we go into the wide blue yonder . . . as someone was once heard to remark.
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2nd Dr. - He's only bluffing.
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2nd Dr. - They can't help themselves, can they?
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Jamie- What have I come upon?!!
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2nd Dr. - I think we'd better comply.
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Jamie- Is it a fact, though, Doctor that you can't exactly control the TARDIS?
2nd Dr.- Control it?!!  Of course I can control it!
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Ben- (sarcastically) I hope its the Daleks.  I DON'T think!
2nd Dr.- Prehistoric monsters.
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2nd Dr. - Ohh, but this is good.  This is very good!  Mmmm!  It's delicious!!  This is excellent!!!  THIS IS AMBROSIA!!!
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2nd Dr. - (shouting) But it's much more exciting in the dark!
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2nd Dr. - They (Zaroff's scientists) must be devoted to you . . . to allow you to blow them all to PIECES!!!.
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Jamie (TARDIS taking off in the background)- Is it a fact you don't know where we're going?
Polly- Quite true.  And what's more we don't even know what year it'll be either.
Jamie- Ochh, now I don't believe it!
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2nd Dr. - Ohhh!  Have I dropped a brick?  Oh, I seem to have shaken something.
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2nd Dr. - Now . . . listen everyone.  I have a plan.  It might even work.
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2nd Dr. - You must have a fantastic story to tell!
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2nd Dr.- You were on the point of exploding your firecracker.
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2nd Dr. - Oh dear.  How very frustrating for you.
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Ben- See, we never know what we're goin' to find, do we?
2nd Dr.- Ahh hah!  That's the fun.  Stand-by here we go.
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2nd Dr. - I know!  Let's go to Mars.
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2nd Dr. - Good day to you.  I hope I'm not too late.
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2nd Dr. - That's a very good question.  I wish I could think of a good answer.
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2nd Dr. - I haven't go one.
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2nd Dr. - Hold tight everyone!
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2nd Dr. - Ahh, how interesting!  Yes!  Hmm.
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2nd Dr. - Oooh.  Oooh, how very nice of you.
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2nd Dr. - Come over here.  I've got an idea.
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Ben- Do you know what you're doing?
2nd Dr- Oh, what a question!  OF COURSE I DON'T!!!
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2nd Dr. - Rrright!  Just for that I'll show you!
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Polly- You're not turning me into a fish!
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2nd Dr. - It's very important to you, isn't it?
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2nd Dr. - But . . . ah . . . I'm afraid I've interrupted something important, haven't I?  Oh yes, I can see that I have.
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2nd Dr. - Women and children last.
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2nd Dr. - The Professor is as mad as a hatter!!!
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2nd Dr. - Miss your big moment?!!  I think not!
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2nd Dr. - Naturally.
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Jamie- No, no.  What I meant was . . .  uh . . . can you not exactly make it go where you mean it to.
2nd Dr.- (defensively) If I wanted to!  It's just I've never wanted to.
Ben- (Polly chiming in too) Yeah, I bet . . .
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2nd Dr. - No answer!  Sad.
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2nd Dr. - Let's not say goodbye!  We'll be seeing each other again.
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2nd Dr. - But that's not possible!
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2nd Dr. - Let's not say goodbye, Professor!  We'll be seeing each other again.
Professor Zaroff- Not in this world, Doctor!!!
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2nd Dr. - No!  Wait!  I have something important to say!.
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2nd Dr. - Oh, yes.  Yes, of course we will.
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2nd Dr. - Can you prove it?!!
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2nd Dr. - (bumps into someone) Oh.  Oh, I'm so sorry.
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2nd Dr. - Time is running out!  Hadn't you better call it a day.
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2nd Dr. - There's no ruling against trying, is there?.
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2nd Dr. - (TARDIS doors opening) WAIT!!!  For me (chuckles).
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2nd Dr. - Now then!  Where should we go?
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2nd Dr. - Yes, I uh . . . I don't see why not . . . it looks all right to me.
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Jamie- (the first time he steps foot in the TARDIS) Well, what's this?!! 2nd Dr.- You'll find out. Jamie- Ahhh, I don't think I want to.
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Explosion inside the TARDIS
Polly- Doctor, what's happening?!!
Ben- Doctor, can't you do something?
2nd Dr.- Do something?  I seem to have done something!!!  I'M VERY SORRY EVERYBODY, BUT  I'M AFRAID THE TARDIS IS OUT OF CONTROOOOOOL!.
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Lolem (High Priest of Atlantis)- Accept, oh powerful and mighty Amdo, these your sacrifices.
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Lolem (High Priest of Atlantis)- Mighty Amdo, goddess of land and sea, has accepted the sacrifice of the priest and the little Doctor.
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Lolem- They vanished into air . . . before they could be beheaded.  They were in our midst and we bowed our heads in prayer and we looked again, they had gone.
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Lolem- QUIET!!!  You profane the sacred temple with your idle chatter!
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Lolem- A miracle, mighty Thous, before our very eyes.
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Lolem- A MIRACLE!  A GREAT AND POWERFUL MIRACLE!!!  AMDO HAS EATEN UP HER VICTIMS!
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Lolem- I tell you!  The voice of Amdo spoke to us.  The little Doctor no longer lives!
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Lolem- By the spirit of Amdo.  By the all beating heart of living Atlantis!
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Lolem- MAY THE WRATH OF AMDO ENGULF YOU!!!
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Ramo- For the blessing of Amdo I will grant you this last request.
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Ramo- THE CURSE OF AMDO BE ON YOU!!!
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Ramo- The living goddess Amdo sees and hears all.
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Professor Zaroff- Blast!  Blast!!!  BLAST!!!
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Professor Zaroff- (maniacal laughter).
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Professor Zaroff- (more maniacal laughing).
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Professor Zaroff- I have made a mistake.  If I had not interfered with the temple sacrifice the sharks would have torn you apart!!!  But it's not too late.  I'll return you to Lolem, and tell him I need you no longer.
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Professor Zaroff- Nothing can go wrong now.  Nothing MUST go wrong!!!.
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Professor Zaroff- THAT IS AN ORDER!!!.
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Professor Zaroff- Now, unfortunately I have to tie you up.  Turn around.
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Professor Zaroff- Yes!  Yes!!!.
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Professor Zaroff- Well, Doctorrrr?
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Professor Zaroff- Yes, what is it?.
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Professor Zaroff- You!  (starts laughing) YOU DEMAND!!! (breaks down into laughing fits).
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Professor Zaroff- Wh . . . what are you staring at?
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Professor Zaroff- Don't go away, Doctor!  You will DIE just the same!  You might as well stay and watch me!!!
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Professor Zaroff- I gave them a sugar coated pill.
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Professor Zaroff- There was always a possibility that someone would try to keep me from my ultimate moment of triumph.
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Professor Zaroff. - You know I could have you torn to bits by my guards, yes?
2nd Dr.- Yes.
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Professor Zaroff- That's all we need now . . . radiation leak.  WHERE THE DEVIL IS IT COMING FROM?!!.
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Professor Zaroff- That rrreading must be wrrrong you idiot!!!.
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Professor Zaroff- Rrridiculous!
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Professor Zaroff- Rrridiculous..
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Professor Zaroff- But you have sense of humor.  I TOO have sense of humor!
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Professor Zaroff- NOTHING IN THE WORLD CAN STOP ME NOW!!!
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Professor Zaroff- (much less enthusiastically) Nothing in the world can stop me now.
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Professor Zaroff- Pardon me, Doctor.
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Professor Zaroff- No!  No!!!  You cannot do this to ME!!!.
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Professor Zaroff- There's nothing wrong with the civil supply.  There's never anything wrong!  Look.
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Professor Zaroff- Not now.  Can't you see I'm talking with my friend here.
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Professor Zaroff- Your people?  Your people?!!  THEY ARE MY PEOPLE NOW!!!
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Professor Zaroff- I tell you so that you may share the last great experiment of Zaroff (laughs maniacally)!
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Professor Zaroff- I have promised to LIFT Atlantis out of the sea.
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Professor Zaroff- You uh . . . like my laboratory, yes?
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Professor Zaroff- So you are just a little man after all, Doctor.  Like all the rest.  You disappoint me.
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Professor Zaroff- I will show you.
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Professor Zaroff- Everything you know I've taught you!
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Professor Zaroff- Perhaps I tell you someday.  If you will live long enough to hear.
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Professor Zaroff- Why not.  It will keep the people happy.
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Professor Zaroff- (to his pet octopus) Ahh, so you're hungry today.  Did I forget to feed you?
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Professor Zaroff- As I made you, so I CAN BREAK YOU!!!
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Professor Zaroff- You find all this very impressive, no?
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Professor Zaroff- I need men like you.
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Professor Zaroff (starts laughing)
2nd Dr. (laughs as well)
Professor Zaroff (laugh becomes maniacal) You come with me, yes?
2nd Dr. (still laughing) Yes, I come with you!
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Professor Zaroff- Excuses!
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Professor Zaroff- I could feed you to my pet octopus, yes?!!
2nd Dr. Yes.
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Professor Zaroff- Have I not sworn to you that Atlantis shall rise again from the sea?!!  Haven't I?!!  Haven't I?!!.
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Professor Zaroff- He's beautiful, no?
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Professor- Go on.  Go on, Doctorrrr.
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Professor Zaroff- Yes!  A very great surprise.  (Laughing to himself) Perhaps the greatest ever!
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Professor Zaroff- Goodbye Doctor!  Have a pleasant journey!
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Professor Zaroff- You follow me!
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Professor Zaroff- You're a fool!  YOU'RE A FOOL!!!
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Professor Zaroff- You are fools!  IDIOTS!!! I might kill the lot of you if I (collapses in whimper).
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Professor Zaroff- (laughing maniacally) You see!  I have anticipated every situation.
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Professor Zaroff- (laughing maniacally) Doctor!  You are a comedian (laughs with glee)!
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Professor Zaroff- Doctorrrrr?
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Professor Zaroff- You cannot beat me, Doctor.
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Professor Zaroff- (weakly) Have pity on me.  At least help me .. . . to stand . . . at your side so I may feel the aura of your goodness.
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