The Smugglers 1966

Polly- (the TARDIS door closes) Good heavens!
Ben- Blimey!  Where did all this come from?!!  (TARDIS begins to take off) Well, it was a police box, wasn't it?
1st Dr.- WHAT ARE YOU BOTH DOING IN HERE?!!
Polly- Doctor you. . . 
1st Dr.- How dare you follow me into the TARDIS! 
Ben- The wha?
1st Dr.- The TARDIS, sir!  This is a vessel for traveling through time and space! 
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1st Dr.- Why did you follow me?!!. 
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1st Dr.- You are now traveling through time and space. 
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1st Dr.- Well, there doesn't seem to appear any .  . . Victorian restoration.  I think it could be anytime after the 16th century. 
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1st Dr.- I have no control over where I land.  Neither can I choose the period in which I land in. 
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1st Dr.- Well, I suppose I shall have to chase after them.  Quite incapable of looking after themselves (chuckles to himself). 
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Polly- Are you coming with us, Doctor?
1st Dr.- (irritated) Oh yes, yes!. 
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1st Dr.- (sternly) Those controls are used for dematerializing. 
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1st Dr.- (TARDIS doors opening) Ohhh dear, all this distraction.  And I really thought I was going to be alone again (laughs). 
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1st Dr.- Well, I don't think so somehow. 
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1st Dr.- Oh dear, I suppose I'd better follow them . . . see that they don't get into any harm (chuckles). 
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1st Dr.- (from a distance) Oh, good gracious! 
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1st Dr.- Yes, I wonder.  (laughs) Yes!  I wonder! 
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Ben- Look, Doctor, what I wanna know is how are you going to get us out of here?
1st Dr.- Ohh, we shall return to the TARDIS, my boy, when the tide recedes.  And lets hope that we . . . uh . . . materialize in 1966 (chuckles).
Polly- You don't sound very certain, Doctor.
1st Dr.- No, I'm afraid I'm not my dear.  Its more likely we shall probably land in the far distant future.
Ben- Ohhh, great!  The way things are going there probably won't BE a Navy when I get back.
1st Dr.- Hmmm . . . 
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1st Dr.- Yes, I'm afraid you're going to lose your BET young man.  That, gentlemen, comes from the 17th century (giggles)!
Ben- (incredulous)- 17th century?!! 
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Polly- When ARE we going to land?
1st Dr.- I don't know.  And that's cause of half my troubles through my journeys.  I never know! 
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Polly- So we ARE in our own time after all.
Ben- Yeah, you didn't really believe all that nonsense about past and future, did you? 
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1st Dr.- Yes, I think its quite normal. 
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1st Dr.- (laughs) You may know where you are, my dears, but not when.  Oh, I can foresee oodles of trouble (laughs again). 
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Polly- Doctor, you MUST take us back.
1st Dr.- I'm not going to take you back to London in the TARDIS.
Ben- So you refuse, eh?!!
1st Dr.- (chuckles) My dear young man . . .
Ben- Oh come on, Polly.  We'll find our own way back. 
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1st Dr.- Yeah well uh . . . make sure I get back by tea time, Doctor.  I've got to get back to me ship by tonight.
1st Dr.- Young man, its going to be a LONG time before you see your ship again!
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1st Dr.- Yes, the temperature is all right. 
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1st Dr.- (yelling into the distance) We can't be too sure, my boy! 
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1st Dr.- Well, I think you can leave, but . . . watch your step. 
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